samcannon:
“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 
jenntle:

+10 points for Subway
teddyweirdo:

Fooled you bitch 
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I," that's ego, then remove "want," that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
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